Tuesday, October 27, 2026

APRIL FOOLS' DAY 1940

 APRIL FOOLS' DAY 1940

The snakes in London zoo have all been killed,

their keepers mourn - but now they're asking why.

A sky of cloudless Air Force blue is filled

with silver porpoises, balloons winched high

against the bombers that may never come.

Gas masks are left behind and ITMA scorns

the Minister of Aggravation, some

evacuees return, the city yawns.

"This is a Bore War," people mutter while

they pin black cardboard over windows, fail

to pump their shelters dry, Silence, fragile

as phoney peace, waits for the siren's wail.

    A child writes home to Stepney: "Mum, down here

     this is called Spring - they have one every year."

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU

  TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU          that I should like to have genetically modified: 1) the way you snore directly in my ear 2) and when I call,...